mahuika: starkdisassembled: codyraptor: I hope she cooked bacon too and I hope it splattered on her and it hurt. Only because she’s naked yet chose to wear slippers. if you’re cook naked, cook naked. Sheesh My first thought on seeing this wasn’t that she was naked. It was… “why do her slippers match her dog?” I wondered why the hell she was dropping that egg from so high.  I hope she likes egg splatter on herself, fuck. 

mahuika:

starkdisassembled:

codyraptor:

I hope she cooked bacon too

and I hope it splattered on her and it hurt.

Only because she’s naked yet chose to wear slippers.

if you’re cook naked, cook naked.

Sheesh

My first thought on seeing this wasn’t that she was naked. It was… “why do her slippers match her dog?”

I wondered why the hell she was dropping that egg from so high. 

I hope she likes egg splatter on herself, fuck. 

(Source: justspitmeout)